What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do older women know what they want?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.